The Excuse Generator

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Out of reasons? We made you some

We have heard them all. On sales calls, at networking breakfasts, in emails that begin with 'so sorry for the delay'. The excuses for why the marketing has not happened this month are a genuine art form, and we felt they deserved preserving.


So we built a machine for it. Press the button and out comes a fresh, beautifully crafted excuse for dodging your marketing. Use it freely. We will not judge. Well, Alfred might.

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Of course, the funny thing about excuses is that they are usually easier to make than the thing you are avoiding. If you would rather just get the marketing done, we happen to know some people.